Saturday, July 23, 2011

Christmas is Capitalist!




It's a hundred degrees here lately, so naturally I'm thinking about the meaning of Christmas.

Basically, Christmas is a capitalist holiday. It's the day we celebrate being able to buy stuff and stun our friends and families with gifts.

Talents are gifts, so some people give stuff that they've made. Choices reveal superb tastes.

Christmas is a day to celebrate the coming of Jesus, which is also the advent of individualistical capitalism.

4 comments:

jh said...

voldemort
sitting in a room with santa claus
eating

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stu said...

An Operational Definition of Surrealism...

On a July day,
thinking of Christmas

Confusing the peace of Christ
with 30 pieces of silver

And illustrating the essay on Christmas
with a picture of Thanksgiving

While Harry Potter's devil,
and the patron saint of consumption
consume

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mmmm....

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Craig said...

What's the Arabic word for welcome? All my Norwegian friends are hoping Santa will bring a new doormat for Christmas.

Craig said...

Wiki says the Arabic word for welcome is ya hala.

 
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