Friday, August 12, 2011

Hitler Cats



When I was younger I dreamed of a world of cool cats that all resembled Salvador Dali.

This is from a page called "Hitler Cats," which if you google it, brings you to pages and pages of cats that look like Hitler. When I'm stressed out, I like to google pictures of Hitler cats, and laugh. I am very allergic, so I can't own one. But, I love to look at them!

Salvador Dali.

Dali was a very great painter.

Cats don't have to worry about these things, but simply ARE art. Their job description consists of lying in various states of relaxation, purring, and lapping up milk.

3 comments:

Conservotarian Emmy said...

The new cat that JADL and I are hoping to adopt is a Kitler! They don't know what they look like, and it isn't their fault that Hitler styled his moustache after that of his favorite cat!

I once heard it said that cats are in constant Alpha wave state in their brains, which means that they're constantly meditating, and that makes them a pretty surreal animal in my book.

I think that's why some cats are pretty easy to startle, because they're never really "there" unless they choose to be, so a sudden sound or a sudden touch can "wake" them up like out of a dream.

They're not very practical creatures, so they're probably not Lutheran.

Bertie Wooster, is Jewish, I think. I'm not sure, though, because he hasn't told me yet.

Glad to see Lutheran Surrealism is finally giving Kitlers the coverage they deserve!

Kirby Olson said...

Well, speaking of alpha states, I came across a new Republican congressman running for president whose name is Thaddeus McCotter, and he's from up around your district, Emmy.

There are vids of him playing Norwegian Wood, Chuck Berry, and other stuff on the net. Here he is talking on Red Eye (late night Fox News program run by a former smut mag editor from England).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiQvegvAKrw&feature=relmfu

You don't see politicians on TV quite often with such a dry sense of humor. I really enjoyed this. He's a practicing Catholic, but he knows Hayek and has read Adam Smith. He's a very thoughtful person, and a cool kat.

He'll probably get described as the new Hitler by the left, but then who isn't described by the left as the new Hitler, even when they have no facial hair and almost no regular hair, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiQvegvAKrw&feature=relmfu

Wendy Hoke said...

The "Kitlers" website is one of the oldest cat blogs on the internet. It's hilarious.

 
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