Thursday, October 06, 2011

In Defense of Romney, by David Brooks




In the Tuesday NY Times is an editorial by David Brooks on page A20, column 1.

Brooks argues that Romney isn't exactly exciting, which is what many Republicans want. "They don't want Organization Man. They want Braveheart."

The last election was decided because people swooned over Obama. They chose him as if it was a disco event and he was suddenly on the floor and leading a chain dance.

Chris Matthews emoted, "I feel a thrill up my leg."

Brooks himself said something about the nice crease in Obama's trousers.

They fell for him as if he was a Latin dance master. This is how the late Romans chose emperors. Heliogabalus (according to Suetonius) could dance, and the Roman soldiers went wild.

But Pied Pipers are not what the country needs.

Brooks writes, "Romney can be dull. Political activists like exciting candidates. But most people, who have lower expectations from politics and politicians, just want them to provide basic order. They want government to be orderly so they can be daring in other spheres of their lives."

Brooks' argument is pretty sound. He says Romney is not charismatic and this may be the best reason to elect him.

Brooks is right. Romney is a red-state politician from a blue-state. So he knows how to talk to the arugala eaters without making them throw up. He knows "how the other party thinks," which is not something that W. or O. really knew. They therefore infuriated people and made them throw their napkins.

O. had special challenges in that he had no real background for the job, and kept picking inexperienced people, or outright inflammatory Marxist idiots like Van Jones.

Finally, Brooks writes, "The strongest case for Romney is that he's nobody's idea of a savior."

Right. We shouldn't expect the president to be the Second Coming. If he or she is, he's probably just a satanic mess, as we saw with O. O. is a neophyte and a demagogue. He's more of a criminal than a president. He's suave and he dresses well. Beyond that, he flouts the law and he has no regard for anyone's opinion beyond that of his own cult.

Romney will build a consensus. He will get things done. With America starting to function again the world economy will recover.

The question is whether the Tea Party and others will drop their flaming Warrior Woman in Bachman or the angry Southern Sheriff in Perry, or now the used car salesman in Cain. We need someone who knows what they are doing, and will remain within the realm of the possible that is politics. For too long we've had to deal with Mission Impossible who wanted to "fundamentally change" America.

Which means O. didn't mind wrecking what was already the light of the world. His wife said she had always been embarrassed by America until her husbo got the nod. It's no wonder they wanted to fundamentally change America. They wanted to make it into a more ideal country using Marxist principles of taking over the business community and running it on the idea that the poor should have increased entitlements, and businesses should be punished for their profit-making. The economy was dimmed by O but not extinguished. There is still hope that we can fix the economy. We can go back to the Constitution, we can affirm the principles of the Bill of Rights, and the idea that the business of America is business and that business should be run by the business community. Obama can go back to being a community activist, and reading Saul Alinsky, and perhaps he can finally once again attend Trinity Church in Chicago, where he felt at home for decades. Or maybe he can skip even that pretense and sign up with the Socialist Workers' Party and help them write lyrical agit-prop. Maybe he can even skip that and become, like Jimmy Carter, an unreadable poet published in exquisite editions by big city publishers. He can have a half-talented family member do illustrations.

10 comments:

jh said...

you got it all wrong again kirby O the big O the O who makes the ladies swoon in OOOOO OMG is heard in every corner of the white house when the ladies found out that O O O was indeed a good latin dancer OOO and he knows a lot O got elected by the wOMbemen the womb brigade elected him they got swept off their feet by the guy who dances so suave and is so eloquent writes political speeches like love poems to arabic belly dancers...he could still make some good sense to the body politic if the body politic would just get off its lazy american ass and dance a little do the hootchee Khoo do the strut moonwalk like michael jackson...but no not only does he sink 35 foot swoosh bball he knows what to do he's done all the right things and the republicans are just miffed as hell...and why...i think it's unconscious racism that's what it is they can't stand the fact that a black man is actually calling the shots and sinking them from 40 ft...this guy is good for america we can't have a mormon no sooner will he get in office than he will grant polygamy free reign in america and only mormoms will have the balls to do something like that have more than one wife you gotta be kiddin i meana most guys can't handle one anymore the women have gotten so out of control but then this romney guy would step in and there'd be polygamy again i just know it it's the part of the plan he's not talkin about but behind that rugged selfconfidence that clean shave those perfect teeth and clean clean clothes washed by which one of his wives o you guys didn't know that yeah in fact he has 73 wives and they all agree to take turns washing this guy's clothes pressing his shirts

well he can't help me
nothing short of a roman edict allowing
for concubinge in the mostery will help me get through the next few winters
and he can't do anything about that

so i won't vote for him
i could live in a country where all these people have many wives and i have none
it seems too injust
unjust just just just no fair

if you let the mormons in it will spell severe crackdowns on freedom they'll outlaw liquor but not dancing they'll outlaw swearing in public they'll outlaw monogamy and have everyone do forced polygamy now if you want it go for it i don't want it

we need a sensible roman catholic but where are they

rahm emanuel for president

jh

jh said...

you got it all wrong again kirby O the big O the O who makes the ladies swoon in OOOOO OMG is heard in every corner of the white house when the ladies found out that O O O was indeed a good latin dancer OOO and he knows a lot O got elected by the wOMbemen the womb brigade elected him they got swept off their feet by the guy who dances so suave and is so eloquent writes political speeches like love poems to arabic belly dancers...he could still make some good sense to the body politic if the body politic would just get off its lazy american ass and dance a little do the hootchee Khoo do the strut moonwalk like michael jackson...but no not only does he sink 35 foot swoosh bball he knows what to do he's done all the right things and the republicans are just miffed as hell...and why...i think it's unconscious racism that's what it is they can't stand the fact that a black man is actually calling the shots and sinking them from 40 ft...this guy is good for america we can't have a mormon no sooner will he get in office than he will grant polygamy free reign in america and only mormoms will have the balls to do something like that have more than one wife you gotta be kiddin i meana most guys can't handle one anymore the women have gotten so out of control but then this romney guy would step in and there'd be polygamy again i just know it it's the part of the plan he's not talkin about but behind that rugged selfconfidence that clean shave those perfect teeth and clean clean clothes washed by which one of his wives o you guys didn't know that yeah in fact he has 73 wives and they all agree to take turns washing this guy's clothes pressing his shirts

well he can't help me
nothing short of a roman edict allowing
for concubinge in the mostery will help me get through the next few winters
and he can't do anything about that

so i won't vote for him
i could live in a country where all these people have many wives and i have none
it seems too injust
unjust just just just no fair

if you let the mormons in it will spell severe crackdowns on freedom they'll outlaw liquor but not dancing they'll outlaw swearing in public they'll outlaw monogamy and have everyone do forced polygamy now if you want it go for it i don't want it

we need a sensible roman catholic but where are they

rahm emanuel for president

jh

G. M. Palmer said...

rahm emanuel for president

The jackbooted thug who wants to bring back the draft and conscripted service for all Americans?

No thank you.

It will be interesting to see if Romney can jump the Mormon hurdle.

I think it comes down to Romney, Cain, and Paul.

Perry and Bachman have flamed out and Palin and Christie have stayed out.

I don't think Gingrich or Huntsman or Johnson have anything more than a snowball's chance and Pawlenty and Santorum have exactly no chance.

Paul is clearly the long-shot of the front-runners. Too many ignorant idiots think we need to attack Iran to embrace him fully--I only think he can win if he somehow captures New Hampshire and Iowa, a feat which will rely on either Cain or Romney having a terrific flame-out and the inherent prejudices of Midwestern farmers picking the guy who's neither black nor a Mormon.

I think the sensible money should be on Cain--he's the only candidate that takes race out of the picture. Sad, but that's the bed we've made.

Kirby Olson said...

GM, I agree with your assessment, but wonder if Cain has the rhetorical chops to talk on this president in the debates. Romney would make mincemeat of Obama, but this doesn't mean he would win. Kerry made mincemeat of Bush, but Bush still won because voters liked him better than Kerry. Kerry's hair was a mess, and he was ugly.

We tend to choose the more aesthetically pleasing candidate.

Hillary was a mess, so Obama was going to win.

Hillary's anger has printed deep scorn and violence on her face over the years.

Romney is unmarked.

Cain's square face isn't terribly attractive but his homely manner of speaking and his sense of humor is very attractive.

Obama is a gorgeous man but he is by now deeply ugly to many. I cannot stand the way he speaks. I never could, but by now it grates on me worse than chalk on a blackboard.

He is so fake it's sick.

Johnson had the nice quip about the dog making a shovel-ready job or two, which was more than Obama could create.

I don't think the Mormons are substantially different from other Christians, and it would lock in three million votes. Mormons tend to be conservative, but this might fire them up. But Republicans have no trouble winning Utah as it is.

What we really need to take is Ohio and Florida and maybe one or two New England states.

Cain has a slight southern accent. Again, we don't need the south.

What we need is New England and some places like Ohio and Michigan.

Romney can win those, and I don't think anyone else can.

We should think about business competence, not race.

We have to shift the viewpoint back to competence.

The left has shifted everything to race and gender and have forgotten about competence. They are incompetent nitwits.

Romney is competent and can win, and can make great arguments. He's a bit passionless, but he has his hair under control, and he has a naturally handsome face. I think he is more handsome than Obama even, which is saying something.

Plus,
Romney wears really attractive suits.

jh said...

i keep forgetting
it's all appearance now
appearance is everything

i would like to limit
required conscription to the children of rich people only
draft only kids who stand to gain millions just by growing up
let them fight the wars
purely volunteer fighters all the rest

i would be willing to consider a mercenary arrangement for the rich kids...but i'd want to divide the sexes there'd be girl mercenaries and boy mercenaries...possibly even a gay mercenary brigade (hey i never thought of that)...yeah
the gays could have their own military force

romney is to politics
what elmer fudd is to cartoons

the whole republican party is to politics what wiley E coyote is to our culture

jh

Craig said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckeye_Steel_Castings

My great grandparents are buried in Logansport, Indiana, my great grandfather's last pastorate with the EUB. He died in 1932.

Logansport is about fifteen miles west of Peru, a town mentioned in a song called Gary, Indiana from the musical The Music Man. It was sung in the movie by Ron Howard, the child actor who later played Opie on the Andy Griffith Show and Ritchie Cunningham in Happy Days.

Peru was a circus town. Rasputin's daughter ran away from Russia to join the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey when it resided in Peru. She was mauled there while performing with a bear, but survived the attack. Wabash is another ten miles up the river east of Peru. My great grandfather's mother was born and raised in Wabash. She died giving birth in 1885 when my great grandfather was about ten years old.

I wasn't aware that Samuel P. Bush, the great grandfather of George W. Bush, lived in Logansport for about five years. He moved there from New Jersey in 1885 to work as an apprentice railroad mechanic. It was his first job out of college. He later moved to Columbus, Ohio once he'd earned his papers as a master mechanic. He worked for a railroad that connected Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, St. Louis and Chicago. It was owned by John D. Rockefeller's brother. Eventually he got into management and was put in charge of Buckeye Steel Castings, which invented a special process for manufacturing the couplings used to connect train cars.

The Bush patriarch was known for his management style and his unusually good relations with labor. He employed a concept called welfare which emphasized a wide range of worker rights and benefits. The idea was that workers take good care of employers who take good care of them. He made his fortune by advocating basic fairness. That was before he got into the munitions business.

Kirby Olson said...

For people voting on race alone, of which there are probably millions, it seems to me that they should vote for Cain over Obama, because Cain is blacker than Obama. Cain has two blacks as parents, whereas Obama only had the one, never really knew him, and he wasn't even from the part of Africa from which slaves came. So, Cain is more African than Obama, and thus more deserving of the African American vote.

Of course in a deeper sense we are all Africans since human beings developed there and only slowly protruded from Africa, developing into Cro-Mag and Neanderthal and Homo sapiens.

Categories are ultimately all but useless, but we need them to think with. Race, gender, class orient a great number of people.

I try intstead to think of competencies. I do see Cain as Able.

stu said...

Kirby,

I've tended to stay away from overtly political discussions recently, but I do have some perspectives here.

The first is that there are only two centrist candidates for the Presidency in 2011 who have a chance of being elected: Obama and Romney. If you judge the two by how they've actually governed, Obama's just a hair to the right of Romney. If you judge them by their campaigns, they're both ciphers -- there's truth to your claim that Obama presents a kind of optimistic vacuum onto which people can project their hopes, but it's equally true that Romney is a vote panderer who's come out on both sides of almost every question, depending on the audience. So the same dynamic is at work. Romney's supporters believe that he believes what he says when he's talking to them, and not what he says when he's talking to other people. They can't all be right.

At some level, it doesn't matter all that much. Whoever is elected President is going to face a partisan, polarized Congress. Our national response to everything will be incoherent.

Kirby Olson said...

It will still matter because of judges. Plus, Obama has this weird thing where he's going to insist that every community be integrated. His administration sued the county of Westchester for not being fully integrated. That will intensify if he gets another four years.

It's too crazy, and is a waste of resources.

Romney has many problems, too, but he's behind in the polls. I am starting to think someone else maybe Cain will get the nomination. He's not McCain, at least, by two letters.

I don't blame you for staying out of political discusssions. They're mindless, but thank you for your three cents with Indian heads on them.

jh said...

stocks markets all up
what's the problem people doing business people husslin all over america too many women in the workforce but nothing you can do about that except train them to work gently with robots so robots and women can take over all the necessary labor and the men can all go fishing again go on hikes build forts in the woods and write poetry i know i know you've heard all this before but i am more and more committed to it

i'm still waiting for obama to pull offf a railroad deal a govt yes a big ole fat govt subsidisediddyiddyoo railroad plan to save on energy
one that's run by women and robots

well men of course will have to run the switches and the depots but everything else could be programmed and the people with lots of energy to work namely the new hyped up invincible women's workforce can do all of the groundwork all of the business all of the everything
and the men can go fishing again
and return to baseball without hypedup commercial distractions and pandering and casual physical only hetro activity with women which is limited to the making of children everything else will have to be pure happenstance and generosity on the part of the women because well in the first place they'll be busy doing everything and they won't have time to play so what the hell bring out the brewskis and light the campfire

the way they can get out of that humdrum is to be willing to stay at home and take care of the homes make good food and and get busy with the business of domestic bliss without distractions from the protestnat workethic wonks lets get back to leisure that's what i say i want leisure for the women too but i want them to make quilts and brownies and then relax on the hammock in the back take whole days off if they want i don't care

they can either chose to take it easy like the guys live outside off the land and write poems or they can run everything with the robots

occupy wallstreet
make money people nervous
raise a scene
stake out a claim
fairly well educated rebels
offering a compassionate middle finger
to the financial overhyped up idiotic economists i mean who ever let those guys out it will be a fine day when artificial intelligence replaces those crayzos
and the good thing is it doesn't have far to go (yadda yadda yadda)

talk is cheap
american politics is cheap
hollywood is cheap
it's all cheap
whose going to be president of
cheap cheap cheap

o no wait
let's let everything go even more out of control let's just give the economy some adrenelin some speed some cocaine and some lsd and see what happens i mean it's all experimental anyway and it's all blood transfusions now don't give blood it's a republican plot

we need a president who is hip to this kind of trip let's get our kicks on
route sixty six

it's all comedy to me
none of it makes sense
none of it works
it's reality tv gone haywire
we've become a mockery of our highest ideals
let's salute to that

let's locke locke up put all teh well intentioned writings of the founding fathers in a archive somewhere and start again admit it was a grand mistake nothing worked very well and we either risked implosion or starting over and the sensible people of which there were only one or two had the good sense to suggest starting all over from scratch

me and
i forget the other person's name

our choices are between catastrophe and comedy

the catastrophe party and
the comedy party
the elephant will collapse and the donkey will heehaw heehaw hee haw all the way to the barn

sarah palin and r2d2 for president

 
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