
Since I started blogging six years ago, I have never had an entire week that I didn't post anything.
This week however I had to do about a dozen things that I don't normally have to do:
I had to re-edit the campus literary magazine AGATE, reading through all the contents checking one last time for errors. I wrote to a number of people involved in the project, and arranged a final reception, and then have had it moved to a better location by another editor. That's fine. One of the photographs had to be reedited which meant tracking down the photographer and getting a better digital version.
I had to get 50 creative writing papers graded and returned.
Creative writing papers are harder to grade than essays because what's gone wrong is often so bizarre that I have to develop a whole new language for it. It's problems of tense, but also problems of point of view, and rapid shifts of tone and scene that throw me out of a story. It takes far longer to read one of these than it takes to read a freshman composition. Often there is a kind of genius underneath the bad mechanics. I want to help the student get to the story through all the rickety machinery of their grammar, spelling, etc. I looked at the phrase "by standards" today for several minutes before I realized the student meant, "bystander."
I helped a student get an article about a local diner into the newspaper O-Scene. This meant editing and taking photographs for the article. This was embarrassing because I went in the diner and asked the cook to pose while he was trying to cook breakfast for fifty diners. He did it, with good humor (he's a former philosophy student) but it took me forty minutes waiting for a lull in the action to work up my courage to ask.
I had to edit another story for a student. I got a local newspaper interested in her rewrite of Rumpelstiltskin while lunching with the editress, and had to spiff it up before sending. It's an online journal. I'll link to it when it comes out.
I wrote about a half dozen recommendation letters for students.
I had to go to a meeting to do with assessing our students and then write up a 7-page document about the data we received.
I had to get the car inspected, but the local garage just ignored me for hours on end then told me to come back the next day. I did and then they sent me to another garage to get new tires. I did, then came back, and the same garage ignored me for another few hours then told me to come back the next day. I was too embarrassed to just leave, so I didn't know what to do. Finally one of the mechanics said if I greased his palm with a twenty he might find time to help me.
I was pretty shocked by this suggestion (which wasn't as bold as I put it -- it was more like "Have you ever thought of giving someone a twenty in order to get preference?"). The answer was that I hadn't, and didn't know if it was an invitation to do so, or just the kind of idle question that I often ask here at the blog. After about an hour the garage owner said I should go to the dealer in the next town, and have it inspected there. Hours of my time had been spent trying to get it inspected. No one seemed to care much about this except me.
On Saturday, I was suddenly host of 30 ten-year old boys at my son's birthday party in the basement of a church. They went wild -- Nerf guns emerged and they started blasting one another. One kid fell on the rug holding his eye, crying. No goggles. I realized I had to shift the scene, and be much more pro-active if this was not to become a hospital scene out of Guernica. Then I got it down to a two-hour game of dodgeball (four balls) that reminded me of the battles before the Trojan walls. The only difference is that I was Zeus, and I said, no head shots. Kids were constantly appealing to me for mercy: I CAUGHT the ball, one said. Did not, another said. I didn't see it, I said, so you're both back in. He hit me in the head! Well, your head's so big what else is there to hit! Let them eat cake! My wife said. They scarfed it up and went home with all their injuries. My daughter drew wounds on their arms and faces with face paint to make it look like Night of the Living Dead, but actually there were no serious injuries and the kids had a great time.
I had to prepare to test the students on Marx but fell asleep at eight.
I am rereading the Bible, and got up to chapter 10 in Genesis. I will teach the Bible as lit in the fall, and want to go through it twice before that happens. I'm intrigued by the appearance of polygamy in the fourth or fifth generation. Adam and Eve never cheat on each other although they have 28 kids (who's counting after 850 years of marriage). But someone named Lemach I think bags two wives concurrently in what I think is the fourth generation.
A women's studies journal has almost accepted a paper so I had to get that ready. I actually didn't have time to do it this week, but I spent a lot of time thinking about it!
A poet named Julia Suarez came last week and I'm still thinking about her visit, as I try to get the next assignment ready for the Creative Writing students. It will be based on the Suarez poems (she's a Lutheran, and not Hispanic -- she's Spanish Spanish). Her poems are set in her grandmother's New Jersey garden.
Students are registering for fall, and so this means they drop in every few minutes to get their schedules ready. This is fine, but it generally means about a half hour. Many of the students are lost in terms of what they should do with their lives. So I try to get them steered straight, but I don't really know what is going to be out there in two years. I met a student at the Harriman mall who had been through Criminal Justice at Cobleskill to become a police officer and he ended up fitting shoes. Others go to become ready to teach, and they end up making coffee, or working in a grocery store. I'm really not sure what's left of our collapsing economy. Suffice it to say that getting a job is going to be very hard for everyone as industry continues to freefall and outsource. We are expected to lose 12,000 teachers across New York State over the next year. What would I do has nothing to do with what I think they should do. Some of them have good grades and remarkable brains. Some don't, or just have brains that are entirely unlike mine. Some don't enjoy reading and writing, but might enjoy throwing up drywall, whatever that is. Is there such a thing as wetwall?
If Obama would give up on Obamacare, I think the situation would right itself. But he won't.
He will ram it through using the resources of the judiciary if necessary, even if it means that no one has a job, and all the hospitals close and doctors themselves outsource to Nepal or whatever country still will take them and still has an economy. But we're probably still better off than the Japanese, at least for the nonce. What a beating. Or the Libyans.
3 of my four kids have had Strep this week which has meant trips to nurses and doctors.
Plus I've been rethinking the blog in idle moments such as taking the 7-flights of steps up to the office. One of the main things I do with the blog is write down stuff that I hope will drive others crazy. For some reason I like to yoke together things like Trump and Mother Theresa. It makes people spit sparks. I like that. Why do I like it? I'm not really sure, but I'm not content unless it happens. I never do this in actual life. I try to talk calmly to people. Writing is some kind of outlet. I can't stand argumentation in actual life and would never do it. (There are several reasons to spit sparks. One is that you've read something that's true that you don't want to believe is true. That, to me, is the only way to get people to spit sparks that has a positive rationale. Rudeness can also make people spit sparks, and perhaps it sometimes seems rude to say something that others would rather not hear. For instance, think of the Pope and Galileo. Or the Pope and Luther. Or Stalin and Solzhenitsyn. Just for starters.)
Not writing for a week ended up in a slow but patient discussion of the immigrant situation among other issues. I enjoyed it. Sorry to wreck it with this new post! We even got a few new contributors: a leftist pastor or two, and a new woman named Frankie, who also won our last poetry contest. Why don't all the other women come back: Helen, and WW, and Emmy, and Nicole? Are we too much of a fruitless Trojan war at the walls of nihilism for women to bother with us? I do think we often talk about women's rights here. I do think it's the most important thing. It's also why Bush and Laura are still asking us to fight the war in Afghanistan (I don't know why Obama is asking, but he did go into Libya -- and that poor woman who got raped by Gaddafi's soldiers does matter -- we do care, right?).
Welcome to all newbies, and welcome back to all the others. I don't know why you come here. I know why I do. I save time by dumping things here on the blog, otherwise I have to carry them around in my head, which makes me even more lopsided than I already am. I don't have time to sit down and have actual conversations with people in continuous ordinary time. This way I can still have conversations but they're spread out over the week, and spread all over the country (we used to have the Icelander but he's been gone for years) while in between I help kids with homework (my daughter wants to be an actress so is always practicing in local plays so I have to run her every which way to auditions), then the other kids are learning to read and write and do hard math problems (hard for me). Even if there's no economy left and we end up all living like cavemen and cavewomen, reading is still almost very fun, or why would you have gotten this far on my blog? Do you have an excuse for letting me suck your blood week after week?