I went to see Underworld Awakening last night. It's a stylish horror film with vampires and werewolves fighting it out for survival as humans tried to obliterate them. The vampires were Republicans. They vanted to suck your blood and they had good postures. The werewolves were Democrats. They wanted to use muscle to get what they wanted and they had bad posture and were hidden among the working class. The vampires didn't work. They lived off of ancient trust funds in gloomy subterranean castles. I preferred the vampires. Some kid was the result of a Romeo and Juliet tryst between the werewolves and the vamps. The kid looked a bit like Newt Romney when she got mad.
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